It’s hard realizing that you have absolutely no opinion on most of the things that are going on around you.
I take that back, I do have opinions, mainly negative opinions, but I’m in a happy place right now and really don’t want to complain. However, I feel the urge to write, so here it goes.. A Top 10 List!
10 things that Sheri has negative opinions about but doesn’t want to go into a full-fledge rant about.
10. The Economy– I thought it was supposed to be getting better? Instead, funding is cut to education from not only the state of California, but also the federal government in reducing funding for grad students.
9. Child Molesters/Rapists– Why are these people allowed to keep their nut-sacks? CUT THEM OFF!
8. Time– Time is pissing me off because I just want to go back to school already. Granted, I still need to read 4 Harry Potter books before the end of September… point is, time is going by too slowly.
7. Mad Moms in Mini-vans– QUIT BEING YOU! No offense, but stay-at-home moms at Skye’s school make me incredibly jealous because: a) they stay at home and still can afford to live in the neighborhood I can only dream about, b) they’re all plastic surgeried-up (boobs, smile, even fake tans), and c) because every vehicle in the parking lot is a damn van.
6. the 91 freeway– Piss off.
5. CARS– why the hell do you have to break down all the damn time or need replacement parts that cost money?!
4. Netflix– I’m still angry you raised prices. You offer less for more $$. Dumbasses.
3. The tooth fairy– QUIT MAKING VISITS TO MY HOUSE! You’re making me look bad because you give my daughter more money than I do!
2. Fast food restaurants– Please stop being so irresistibly delicious while I’m trying to eat healthier.
1. DELL Laptops!– this is my second laptop. Now, not only does this one have a special spot that it will only charge with, the screen is messing up and the CD/DVD drive is falling apart. QUIT BEING CHEAP or I will be forced to buy an expensive apple product.
*sigh* Wow, what a lot of negativity. I feel better. Thanks.